An Open Letter the Iranian Government

Dear Iranian President and Officials,

Thank you for sending the American People your letter. Here is our response: POUND SAND. You ought to be glad we don't nuke you to kingdom come. Our President may be restrained by the liberal idiots in our country from nuking you off the planet, but you ought to be grateful that citizens like me are not in charge, because we wouldn't care. Quite frankly, your way of government stinks. No, I take that back, it sucks. Don't you EVER try to pull the crap here in our community that you do in Baghdad and the rest of Iraq and the rest of world. We won't be restrained by our goverment. We won't care. That's a dangerous thing for you, my friends. So, sit in your little opium dens, rape your little boys, and have Ali Babi do a little dance around you while you plot your next attack, and be warned. Jerks. End of letter.

Sincerely,

The American People